We're all locked down and there's no release
the land of strip malls they made more money than trees
stay in fashion get your baseball cap
khaki shorts and you'll be where it's at

2 guys to stare you down for every girl
it's like surf city in reverse
if you're looking for culture turn on your tv
then you can find out who you're supposed to be

in Honkytown a real swingin' place to be
in Honkytown just a short drive from new orleans

(repeat first 4 lines)

another day makes you just wanna die
can't wait say fuck you goodbye

(repeat chorus)