You are a certified maniac.
Welcome to the club.
We had an opening just your size
As it turns out.

You are a sure-fire heart attack
Barely wearing a stitch.
I have a hankerin'
To try you on

As it turns out.

If you need my approval,
You've got my stamp.
Play along pretty and nice.
We've been putting out feelers
For just your kind

As it turns out.

Follow it, follow it.
What's it all about,
You gotta swallow it whole

As it turns out.