BOMBATTA! I NEED YOU! BOMBATTA (X 2)
BOMBATTA! I NEED YOU! BOMBATTA (X 2)
7 FEET OF DICK

YOU’RE A BARBARIAN
YOU LIVE FREE IN THE WORLD
YOU OWE ALLEGIANCE TO NO ONE

YOU’RE WEARING A LOIN CLOTH
AND SWINGING YOUR SWORD
AND SWALLOWING LOADS OF CROM

I SUPPOSE NOTHING HURTS YOU?
ONLY PAIN!
CONAN KNOCKS OUT A CAMEL AGAIN

THE PROMISE…I WAS KINGDOMED
THE KINGDOM…I WAS PROMISED

BOMBATTA! I NEED YOU! BOMBATTA (X 2)
7 FEET OF DICK
BOMBATTA! I NEED YOU! BOMBATTA (X 2)
7 FEET OF DICK

VALERIA!! CAN YOU BRING BACK THE DEAD?
A GIANT BIRD OF SMOKE
FLYING OVERHEAD

THERE ARE 6 OF THEM AGAINST HER
1,2…TREE
I THINK YOUR RIGHT WILT’S DICK IS LEG NUMBER THREE

TEAR OFF YOUR HORN
I’M GONNA KILL YA
ATTACKED BY A GROWLING LIZARD GORILLA

THE PROMISE…I WAS KINGDOMED
THE KINGDOM…I WAS PROMISED

IT IS WRITTEN IN THE SCROLLS OF SKELLUS
THAT THE HORN WILL BE FOUND BY A WOMAN-CHILD
A VIRGIN WILL HAVE A MARK UPON HER
AND WHEN THE HORN IS PLACED ONCE MORE IN THE FOREHEAD OF THE…UGHH DREAMING GOD
DAGOTH WILL ARISE AND LET MEN FEAR
DEATH TO THE WORLD THE WOMAN CHILD WILL BE SACRIFICED

BOMBATTA! I NEED YOU! BOMBATTA (X 2)
7 FEET OF DICK
BOMBATTA! I NEED YOU! BOMBATTA (X 2)
7 FEET OF DICK