ALL THE TIME ON THE FLOOR
HER USED KNICKERS SHE JUST WORE
PICK THEM UP TURN EM INSIDE OUT
THEN YOU BEAT YOUR MEAT ABOUT

TELL THE TRUTH AND DON'T YOU LIE
WE'VE ALL DONE IT ON THE SLY
YOUR EMBARASSED YOU PUT THEM BACK
THERE YOUR FAVOURITE WITH THE UNION JACK

THONG, PANTY, AND G-STRING TO
YOU JUST LOVE THE RED WHITE AND BLUE
GOT THEM IN YOUR HAND, UP YOUR NOSE
JUST WATCH YOUR PENIS GROW

TOOK THEM FROM THE BOTTOM SHELF,
YOU JUST CANT HELP YOURSELF
CLOSE THE DOOR, TURN OFF THE PHONE
YOU WANNA BE LEFT ALONE

SNIFFIN KNICKERS
SNIFF SNIFF SNIFF
SNIFFIN KNICKERS
SNIFF SNIFF SNIFF

SNIFFIN KNICKERS
SNIFF SNIFF SNIFF
SNIFFIN KNICKERS
SNIFF SNIFF SNIFF

DOES SHE KNOW, OR CAN SHE TELL
WHAT IT DOES - HER PUSSY SMELL
TELL THE TRUTH AND DON'T YOU LIE
WE'VE ALL DONE IT ON THE SLY

ALL THE TIME ON THE FLOOR
HER USED KNICKERS SHE JUST WORE
PICK THEM UP TURN EM INSIDE OUT
THEN YOU BEAT YOUR MEAT ABOUT

SNIFFIN KNICKERS
SNIFF SNIFF SNIFF