THE TOXIC FROG

How do you do? I live in a slue

Beside a nuclear reactor

A very negative factor

In one’s life I think, don’t you?

…like oil spills!

Am I a log, or am I a frog?

It’s hard to really tell

Because I don’t have any back legs

So I don’t hop so well.

Warts on my nose….

I don’t worry about those

Because the bump on my stump

Has turned into a lump

Which daily grows and grows…

Am I a log, or am I a frog?

Am I a log, or am I a frog?

Am I a log, or am I a frog?

It doesn’t really matter

I live on sludge

And radioactive mud

And I drink heavy water.

Born with one lung

And not much of a tongue

Life’s not the best it could be

I’ve thought of moving to a cleaner pond

But I can’t hop, you see.

I’m just a toxic frog

I’m just a toxic frog

I’m just a toxic frog

I’m just a toxic frog in a bog

In a bog, in a bog

I’m a toxic frog!

I’m in a bog, I’m in a bog, I’m in a bog…

How do you do, I live in a slue?

How do you do, I live in a slue?

How do you do, I live in a slue?

How do you do, I live in a slue?

How do you do, I live in a slue?

Born with one lung

And not much of a tongue

Life’s not the best it could be

I’ve thought of moving to a cleaner pond

But I can’t hop, you see.

I’m just a toxic frog, I live in a bog

But I’ve got a right to live too.

Please clean up your waste

I can’t stand the taste!

My future depends on you!

© Lyrics: ( Judith) Gail Harris 2010

Toxic Frog Percussion/Melody: Hon Chow

Toxic Frog: Sound Effects – Marshall Baer

Bass: Adam Basterfield