You ain’t playin’ in my sandbox
You ain’t playin’ in my sandbox.
Go on home and play with your blocks, cuz
You ain’t playin’ in my sandbox.
I got the baddest dump truck in the whole damn block, and
You ain’t playin’ in my sandbox.

You can’t be in my rock’n’roll band.
You can’t be in my rock’n’roll band.
Got more speakers than Disneyland, and
You can’t be in my rock’n’roll band.
Don’t want no doubt who’s gettin’ a hand, and
You can’t be in my rock’n’roll band.

You ain’t playin’ in my sandbox…
You can’t be in our congregation.
You can’t be in our congregation.
We don’t want the humiliation
Of lookin’ at your cheap transportation.
You don’t donate enough donation, and
You can’t be in our congregation.

You ain’t playin’ in my sandbox…

I’m the President of the Board.
I’m the President of the Board.
I’m too important to be ignored, cuz
I’m the President of the Board.
I don’t know shit from Dinah Shore, but
I’m the President of the Board.
Authority is its own reward, and
I’m the President of the Board.

You ain’t playin’ with my X-Box.
You ain’t playin’ with my X-Box.
Go play Pac-Man on your Macintosh, cuz
You ain’t playin’ with my X-Box.
Nobody but me gets to be Tony Hawk, and
You ain’t playin’ with my X-Box.

You ain’t playin’ in my sandbox.
You ain’t playin’ in my sandbox.
I’ll take my ball and my bat and I’ll walk
If you don’t let me play shortstop.
I’m the baddest kid in the whole damn block, and
You ain’t playin’ in my sandbox.
I’m the king of the world and you’re not, and
You ain’t playin’ in my sandbox!

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