brother David if you'll pardon my french
I'll take my dirty ass and approach the bench
I hear you're tellin folks I'm outta control
the Easter Bunny ran away with my soul

I understand that you're a real live saint
It's tattooed on your back right beside "wet paint"
I'd kiss your feet if it wasn't for this weather
and I'd prolly only tie your little jack boots together

don't you know that life's not a one way street?
so why don't we meet?

rub a dub, 3 men in a tub
you and me and what's his name? Oh yeah Beelzebub
you funny little man with your big loud speaker
If you'll grab a hippie, then I'll bring a tweaker
and we can all repent the night away

Friday night the call came in
"better come boys, I found some sin"
"grab your crosses and your bayonets
we're gonna give em somethin they won't soon forget"

Dave you sure got a nose for findin tthe freaks
sin finds what it seeks

rub a dub, 3 men in a tub
you and me and what's his name? oh yeah beelzebub
it goes like this, a slap then a tickle
if you'll bring a hammer, then I'll bring a sickle
and we can all repent the night away

do you have some nice clothes I can borrow?
I hear the rapture is coming tomorrow

everybody knows you're full of prunes
so call off your goons

rub a dub, 3 men in a tub
me, you, and your evil twin...oh yeah Beelzebub
you funny little man with your big loudspeaker
if you'll bring a hippie, then I'll grab a tweaker
and we can all repent the night away

if you don't get out of my yard
I'll sic my dog on you