Saturday night saw here standing on the street
She was head to toe in leather I knew we had to meet
So I walked right up and I said "hi"
She planted a loogie right in my eye
All my friends said I was crazy
She was rough around the edges but she did it for me
I don't know just what it was but I fell in love with her just because

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When she spits she spits cherry blossoms
When she swears it doesn't sound rotten
No matter what she does it all feels like love to me
When she sneers it looks like a grin
When she steals I don't think it's a sin
No matter what she does it all feels like love to me

On our way to spike the punch at the prom
I took her home to meet my mom
My mom took one look, told us to get out
She wouldn't have that tramp in her house
My leather girl butted out on the carpet
Turned around and promptly farted
All I could do was hide my laugh
I love my baby even when she is crass

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When she's rude, it sounds like a poem
When she smells it gets me goin'
No matter what she does it all feels like love to me
When she smokes it turns me on
When she drinks and gets real gone
No matter what she does it all feels like love to me

It all feels like love to me
My pals think I'm blind but I can see

Everyone I know thinks that I am high
But they can't see my baby through my eyes
That's ok that they can't see
'Cause it means my baby is just for me

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