Now listen son, forget all that crap they teach you in school. I'm gonna teach you how to be Metal!

Alright!

Ohhha!

Metal is cool, Metal is Right, Metal has Balls
Feel them tonight.
We live for the touch of steel, coz it's so fucking unreal!

Now you're down in the dungeon fighting with gremlins and dwarves, see the mighty dragon rear it's ugly fucking head!

Teach you to be Metal! Oi!

Alright I wanna see every motherfucker groove,
that's right ladies this ones for you!
Let's hear it from a trained professional,
Gimme guitar!

Metal.