There’s a fat groove
on the East Side
and she’s dancing
the way it feels right
And I see her
with my brother Paul
my girl don’t know
about my crystal ball

but hey I can take it
you know I’ve seen much worse
My crystal ball
has got the world inside it
I see you all
and I know what you’re thinking

Now Paul’s wife said
she’d be on a business trip
she booked to Reno
and gave old Paul the slip
She took their nest egg
and she bet it all
Reno don’t know
about my crystal ball

But hey he can take it
You know he’s done much worse

My crystal ball
has got the world inside it
I see you all
and I know what you’re thinking

So I meet up
with my traitorous girl
we start talking
and I shake up her world
Paul tries to stop me
but to the pavement she drops
and suddenly I stop
because I swear I’m being watched

My crystal ball
has got the world inside it
I see you all
and I know what you’re thinking