Chelsea Girl

Stumble for a cab in the heels you’d been given by your best friend
Up the east end
Now she’s letting you down
She’s married to a man with a lisp and a penchant for his cocaine
But she’s insane
He’s been screwing around

Chelsea girl all you want is a daddy
With a pad and a Porsche and a pocketful of money
A gold digging whore but you find it kinda funny
Ohh ah owe
Chelsea girl there’s a sting in your wiggle
Can enchant any man with your titties and your giggle
Don’t give a toss if you’re piggy in the middle
Ohh ah owe

Fumble for your keys as you leave, did he say he was a banker?
Well he’s a wanker
But he’s got his own hair
Rifle through the draw by his bed ‘cos you’re desperate for a condom
Find a strapon
But you really don’t care

Chelsea girl all you want is a daddy
With a pad and a Porsche and a pocketful of money
A gold digging whore but you find it kinda funny
Ohh ah owe
Chelsea girl there’s a sting in your wiggle
Can enchant any man with your titties and your giggle
Don’t give a toss if you’re piggy in the middle
Ohh ah owe