Funky Junk
Lyrics by: Mark Nakamura
Music by: Nakamura, Discombobulator, Bigapini, McCalkener, Rasputin

She got the funky junk
ride the rumble celebration
Chica bow wow, primed to goose
a booty-licious invitation

She likes to do me with four on the floor
a princess on my arm but in my bed she's a whore
She's a breeder and I'm her feeder
watch my baby grow as I feed her some more

She got the funky junk
ride the rumble celebration
Chica bow wow, primed to goose
a booty-licious invitation
She got the funky junk
her butt's an exclamation
Chugga-chugga gonna ride the caboose
for a kinky destination

Liposuction to her is a sin
Holstein heffer, Hossenpfeffer, basted in gin
My crevice tool does the one-eyed drool
shake your thunder maker, chubby chaser I'm in!

(Chorus repeat)

(Doot, doot) Gonna smack that ass
(Doot, doot) gonna crack that mass
(Doot, doot) My booty-licious lass
(Doot, doot) my very own crevasse!

guitar solo

(Chorus repeat to fade)

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