Does Charlton Heston eat Charlston Chews?
And if he did would it make the front page news?
And which side of the bread does he butter
When he cocks his gun and he shoots around cuz it's fun?

Doggy don't don't, Doggy don't don't
If you don't bend over then the doggy won't won't
Tonight

Watch out for the girl scout cookie monster
Who is lurking in dark alleyways
Hiding his shame underneath a raincoat
He will do anything to satisfy his craving

Doggy don't don't, Doggy don't don't
If you don't bend over then the doggy won't won't

There once was a boy named Woodchuck Chuck
And one day he just ran amok
Abusing his right to bear arms in a Dairy Queen
He went killing a la mode