DEAR DAVE & LYNN
Dave is a working guy
He’d find a bar and work it dry
Lynn said he’s gone too far
When he drank away the last guitar
When the dishwasher door was bent
The money would be better spent
By her

Dave and Lynn
Always arguing
Neither ever wins
Dave and Lynn

Both seem to forget
Who they were and how they met
Dave says it makes him sick
When you give an inch and they take six
Strings off your only bow
I could’ve been someone you know
But for her
And only for her

But for Dave and Lynn
Always arguing
Neither ever wins
Dave and Lynn

Has Davey had his way at home remembering
She’s gonna have her way but Dave he won’t give in
The neighbours they all love it now
The walls are all so thin
For twenty years they’ve carried on
But no one understands

It must be love you see
Thinking ‘bout it rationally
I don’t think they give a shit
They’ve simply learned to love
And live with it
Live with it
Dave and Lynn