Now she said, I should try to do better
so I said okay, could you get me another beer
then she said, you need to get your act together
so I picked up my guitar and I asked her, whatcha' wanna' hear

How 'bout the one where I'm hopelessly happy
or the one where I don't have a single care
or maybe you'd prefer the one about your emotional wasteland
and all the garbage you got lying around there

Then she said, you need to try a little harder
so I said okay, go get me that beer
then she said, you could go so much farther
and I said maybe I could darling but I'd just end up right here

So how 'bout the one where my heart learned to love you
on a night when it planned on just passing through
or maybe the one where every star above you
turned a one night stand into a lifetime tour

Then she said, I always took you for being smarter
and I said I admit darling, part of that is true
then she said, you're just making this so much harder
and I said honey, that's a little trick I learned from you

So how 'bout the one where we walk together
on shores made of snow white sand
or maybe the one where we just sit and talk about the weather
cause we've already got everything else planned

Then she said, let's just forget it
and I said honey, you know I usually do
then she said, cause you're just never gonna get it
and I said honey there was nothing left to get from the day I got you (Then she said)

So how 'bout the one where we'll always be together
or the one where you'll always be near
or maybe the one where you tell me you'll love me forever
even when I tell you you're all outta beer

So here, you can have mine

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