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Funky Christmas
©2008 MSB-Collection

(Funky, Funky Christmas) Ho Ho Ho
(Funky, Funky Christmas) Ho Ho Ho

Let me tell you all a story ‘bout a little fat man
With a, long, long white beard
He dresses all in red ‘cept for a little white fur
Drives a sleigh pulled by eight reindeer
He’s got Rudolf up front with his shiny nose
So ole Santa always knows which-a-way to go
He’s got a great big bag for you, girls and boys
The bad ones get coal and the good one’s get toys
If you been good you’re gonna have some fun
But if you been bad you’re gonna have one, funky Christmas
Funky, Funky Christmas

He lives way, way up in the North Pole
Where it stays about twenty degrees
He’s got a whole bunch of elves out, building toys
In his toy fac-to-ry
He’s got, Mrs. Clause, and she’s a’look’n good
So ‘ole Santa, he won’t feel so sad
He’s got a great big book with a long, long list
Of who’s been good or bad
So if you been good you’re gonna have some fun
But if you been bad you’re gonna have one, funky Christmas
Funky, Funky Christmas

(Funky, Funky Christmas) Ho Ho Ho
(Funky, Funky Christmas) Ho Ho Ho

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