I'm so tired, of drinking every night
And staying up for three days at a time
I gotta stop wasting my life getting stoned, being high
Playing shows, staying drunk, every night
We stopped in a casinoon our way to Mississippi
A place to play some cards and pass the time
Me and George come stumblin' out
Charlie so drunk that he couldn't walk
He said, "Here's the keys, motherfucker, it's your turn to drive"
Doing 80 on the freeway
With only one good eye to see with
Saw some blue lights right behind me
What the hell?
Cop come up and pulled me out
I said,"No, sir. You can't search the car
And I ain't blowin' better take my ass to jail.”