JUNGLE FRUITY CRAZY MIX

It’s not for sale it’s the jungle fruity crazy mix
I think I need a fix
It’s not for sale it’s the jungle fruity crazy mix
I think ya need a fix

It tickles our fancy and yet it’s alcohol free
Just hop on the bus down to the store and buy what you need
Put the mixture in the picture and swoosh it around
Kool-Aid, Sunny-D, orange, juices
Make you funky crazy

It’s not for sale it’s the jungle fruity crazy mix
I think I need a fix
It’s not for sale it’s the jungle fruity crazy mix
I think ya need a fix

If you’re feelin’ comatose and there’s no groove or no swing
Just get on in the kitchen and make that mighty drink
Take a swig and wet your whistle and swoosh it around
Kool-Aid, Sunny-D, orange, juices
Make you funky crazy

It’s not for sale it’s the jungle fruity crazy mix
I think I need a fix
It’s not for sale it’s the jungle fruity crazy mix
I think ya need a fix
Yes I think you need a, fix
Yes I think you need a fix

I’ve traveled miles you see
To find this recipe
A concoction that’s fit for a king
My travels tire me
Show me some sympathy
When on earth will my ship come in?

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The drink of drinks ingredients, have been uncovered for you to see
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A tabloid has gone great lengths, barring humanity for money
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They’ve cleaned out your wallet (What the stars wore at the Emmys!)
Off to your garage, where things collect dust then red with rust