what the fuck do you want me to rap about?

about how i went to school and i got put out?

nah-that's not what you wanna hear

you want beers,queers and the years of fears

you shed tears when you hear me speak

paycheck week to week-i'll slap the dimples out yo cheek

i.m a freak-i eat dollars and i shit change

ain't shit change 'cept the home on the range

and i'm real strange and really really tired

i ain't gonna retire till my tickers' expired

and i'm not in the old folks' home yet

you think i can't whoop that ass-you wanna bet?

you'll wake up in a cold sweat soakin' wet

up to yo neck in debt-you can't feed yo pet

and i haven't liked nair notta person that i met

but i can't say that i got some regrets

cause i put in work and i'm gettin nothin' from it

no teef-can't chew i better gum it

i did it-i done it-i did it wit a smile

i need it-i want it -is it worth the while?

i am a king and you are just a pawn

and i'll use your innards to fertilize my lawn

then i'm gone to find a replacement

another punk bitch to torture in my basement

man face it-i'm numero uno

i'll shove my foot deep into your coulo

i don't know espanol-i know spenglish

so chinga tu madre you motherfuckin' bitch

do you got a motherfuckin' problem wit that?

ain't no problem i can't solve wit a bat

i'm a stickler for grammar and i'm also perverted

so don't you fuckin get my shit misworded

i'm an addict-i'm the obscene dope fiend

i pawned my organs-even my spleen

and i'm mean-a spawn of charlie manson

climb my family tree-see that i'm his grandson

i assimilate species like i was the borg

and i eat feces-my breath stinks like a morgue

and i'm real fuckin' tired of all this rap filla

i'm dethmetl don-the commercial rap killa