Congregation now take your seats
Listen close and careful to what I preach
God tells me and I tell you
And we'll dress it all up in the red, white, and blue

Muslims, fags, and naked breasts
They're poisoning our youth with PBS
All you liberals
You secular scum
What you gonna do when the rapture comes?

I'm with the god squad
Tell you what
Jesus Christ is gonna kick your butt
I'm with the god squad
Grab your gun
I'm coming to you live from Armageddon

No need to be teaching no biology
You'll learn all you need to learn at my ministry
And pay no attention to those scandalous lies
I never had my hand between that young boys thighs

I'm with the god squad
So listen good
Hear my battle cry down in Hollywood
I'm with the god squad
There's no place to run
I'm paving the way to kingdom come

Operation Rescue, intelligent design
Focus on the Family
Faith based, it must be fine

We love the fetus
A culture of life
Marriage is a sin unless it's man and wife
They're after our children
And yours might be next
So keep praying to Jesus
And sending them checks

I'm with the god squad
Quit smoking that grass
Cause Pat Robertson is gonna kick your ass
I'm with the god squad
Where have you been?
Don't you know god is an American?
Amen