I AM THE UNIVERSE

I'VE GOT A POLYESTER NOVOCAINE WITH A FREE-WHEELING MICROPHONE
I'VE GOT A NARCOLEPTIC JUBILEE ON A HOLY ROLLER COASTER
I WANT A MELANCHOLY BAD LUCK DAY, MY WORRIES, COVERED UP AND ALL GONE AWAY
JUST LIKE APOLOGETIC FUNERAL PYRE DRESSED IN PSYCHOPATHIC COLORS
JEZEBEL MISTRESS, ELECTRIC LOVER MAN
SHE FELL IN LOVE WITH A BOY IN A ROCK AND ROLL BAND
THEY'RE ALL GOING TO LOVE YOU, THEY'RE HANGING ABOVE YOU, THEY'RE READY TO GO
THEY'VE ALL COME TO SEE YOU, THEY ALL WANT TO BE YOU, GET ON WITH THE SHOW

(VERSE 2)
I'M LIKE A THUNDERSTORM IN A MASON JAR, JUST LIKE AN OLD WRECK IN A BRAND NEW CAR
WE'RE TALKING NO GENERALITIES, I'M NOT SOME PRESIDENTIAL PHONY
I GOT A QUARTER TON OF PLEASANTRIES AND A HALF A PINT LEFT OF DIGNITY
I WANT TO MAKE THE WORLD WISH THEY KNEW MY NAME
DON'T WANT TO BE THE END OF YOUR PARTY
WE WERE YOUNG AND WERE RECKLESS, GOT BUSTED IN MEMPHIS
AND WOKE UP BROKE, LEFT IN OLE MISSISSIPPI
CARRY ME HOME, LIVING LIFE LIKE A SONG, IT'S THE SAME OLD STORY, JUST ROLL IT ALONG

(VERSE 3)
I LOVE THE SMELL OF BURNING LOVE LETTERS, I'M BAD AT GIVING BACK ALL MY BORROWED TIME
JUST LIKE A CONTRADICTION OF HELPLESSNESS, I KNOCK DOWN TO JUST BUILD IT UP AGAIN