Hey you guys, hey you girls
Hear those cries around the world

First one there in the morning, last one home at night
Bouncing through the office, face is beaming bright
Happy never evil, no speak, no hear, no see
Funny how those monkeys come in packs of three
"Hey there everyone I've got some brilliant news
I've organised a camping trip and seven free canoes!"
Hey you guys, hey you girls
Hear those cries around the world

We're all feeling awful, rather not be here
Leave us in our misery, we don't want the cheer
So enthusiastic and pleasant to the core
They'll organise a nice surprise another stupid chore
"I've brought a cake in, you're all my special friends"
We'd rather smash your face in and maybe it'll end
Hey you guys, hey you girls
Hear those cries around the world

I want a reason now
A reason now
A reason now
I wanna be free somehow
Be free somehow
Be free

(They say)
"Do you need some money or do you need a lift
It's so great to be here and I'm on double shift"
Y'know I can't find a reason to despise this flawless saint
I'm not ungrateful really, just filled with mindless hate
And their life's together, they love their fellow man
I don't think I'll get there, I stink therefore I am

(Chorus)