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oh mr policeman, oh mr police man please don't come.
oh mr policeman, oh mr policeman please stay home.

you got your car, you got your car.
you drive around harassing people
that's just who you are.
you take my weed, and then you take my seed.
i'm sick and tired of doing this it isn't what i need. i say ...

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you got your badge, you got your badge.
you whip it out every chance you get
but it don't make you bad.
you scrape my pipes
and then you scrape the resin.
you come around my house,
with all my shit you keep on messin'. i say ...

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you got your gun, you got your gun.
you whip it out every chance you get
but you don't scare no one.
you got a job and so what you make some money.
you're always fuckin' around with me. it's really not that fun. i say ...

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