Nappy Headed Hoz
Nappy Headed Hoz
Leave them blond bitches for the bros...
But give me one of those
Oh fo' sho'!
Don't want nothin' but a nappy headed ho!

We could play bid wiz
Or a little strip twister (Left titty - RED!)
But this honkey's in love with you sistas!

Ain't no doubt
What I'm all about.
Even black girls gotta shout!

Dark as Lemony Snicket
Thick as Jiminy Glick
Girls got a ripple
Would a make sailor sick!
That ba-donka-donk beggin me
to be set free,
Rack stacked like the reactors at San Onofre!

You're the booty inquisition
and I must confess
the Devil's underneath that dress!

Smell that funk?
She's sprung off my junk.
Cause I'm hung like a tree trunk!

(Yeah, a sapling maybe...)

Whoa, chill G!
Don't take it out on me
with your bare hands
and your delts and your lats.
I think it's pretty clear
that you wouldn't need a gat!
Didn't think you'd trip
on a Cat in a Hat!

I mean DAMN look at that!
Check that back!!!
How could I witness it
and NOT wanna fist her?
She could serve balls
like the Williams sisters!

(N8: Sorry Venus!)
(VW: Yeah Whateva...)

She like a plane in a hurricane: Outta control!
Of course my jock look a little bit swole!
It's like I'm Siamese twins
with a telephone poll!

(More like a cell phone antenna...)

Joined at the hip
Sistas got a gift
Come along shawty let's dip before they trip!

Nappy Headed Hoz
Nappy Headed Hoz
Leave them blond bitches for the bros...
But give me one of those
Oh fo' sho'!
Don't want nothin' but a nappy headed ho!

Once you go white
your monkey gets tight
Cuz I'm eating that gushy all night!

Ain't no doubt
What I'm all about.
Even black girls gotta shout!

F: Does this kracka have a death wish?
M: Man you hearing this doggy?
F: He gonna get stomped talking about this shit!
M: We gotta shut him down. Can't let him skate with this bullshit.
F: Hope their ain't no soldiers up in the house tonight!
M: Punk ass kracka!

N8: This song is dedicated, in loving memory, to Don Imus, radio

legend.
N82: Uh hey dog, he ain't dead yet!
N8: Well, why isn't he on the air anymore?
N82: Uh, heh... Nevermind...

Nappy Headed Hoz
Nappy Headed Hoz
Leave them blond bitches for the bros...
But give me one of those
Oh fo' sho'!
Don't want nothin' but a nappy headed ho!

We could play bid wiz
Or a little strip twister (Left titty - RED!)
But this honkey's in love with you sistas!

Ain't no doubt
What I'm all about.
Even black girls gotta shout!

(c) 2007 Nathan Duke and ThaUnknownArtists