The holidays were good it's true
We're all so thankful and glad
But I must admit one small detail
Has made the neighborhood mad

You've got your lights, you've got your tree
Got Santa riding his sleigh
It looks quite good, we know you're proud
But it's the damn month of May

The word around town
Take it down, take it down
Santa ain't coming around
Take it down, take it down

Now I'm not one to criticize
You've got your own point of view
But I draw the line when Baby J is
Watching me barbecue

The neighbors want to burn your house
And tear your crap to the ground
They mock you and your family
And want your ass out of town

Lazy son of a bitch!

The word around town
Take it down, take it down
Santa ain't coming to town
Take it down, take it down

Lazy son of a bitch!

The word around town
Take it down, take it down
Santa ain't coming to town
Take it down, take it down

The word around town
Take it down, take it down
Santa ain't coming to town
Take it down, take it down