IM NOT A ROCK STAR BUT SHE THOUGHT I WAS COOL
WE WERE PROM KING AND QUEEN BACK IN HIGH SCHOOL
SHE SAID "WERE SO PERFECT, LETS SETTLE DOWN...
HAVE A COUPLE KIDS, GET A HOUSE IN TOWN"

WELL WE HAD THOSE KIDS, GOT A PLASMA TV
ONE OF THE THREE SORTA LOOKS LIKE ME
I REMEMBER BELLE AT CHRISTMAS TIME
SMOKIN ON A CIGARETTE AND SPILLIN HER WINE

CHORUS:
IF IM MR. RIGHT TELL ME WHY THE MISSUS LEFT
IF IM SO RIGHT TELL ME WHY
WAS IT THE TIME I SPENT IN JAIL?
THE WAY WE USED TO FIGHT?
SHE DROVE AWAY WITH HIM
SHE GOT A NEW MR. RIGHT

BELLE CALLED TODAY TO ASK ABOUT THE KIDS
I DIDNT WANNA KNOW HOW WELL HER BOYFRIEND DID
I'LL COWBOY UP, AND BUY ANOTHER ROUND
AND CURSE THE DAMN FOOL MY MISSUS FOUND

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