I like big ones, I like small ones
I even like mosquito bites
If whiskey were titties
I'd be drunk all night

I love titties (I love titties)
You love titties (You love titties)
We all love titties!

But if you were bottle-fed
Then you were missing out

I like big ones, I like small ones
I even like mosquito bites
If whiskey were titties
I'd be drunk all night

I love titties (I love titties)
You love titties (You love titties)
We all love titties!

But if you were bottle-fed
Then you were missing out

'Cause I... love... big ol' fuckin' titties...

I love titties (I love titties)
You love titties (You love titties)
We all love titties!

But if you were bottle-fed
Then you are a pussy