Verse 1:
#1 track ruler straight goin thru ya
the rap buddah gettin cheese like gouda
now you brah u gona need a tutor to move up
cuz right now u just a loser uh huh
im freddy kruger hold a steady ruger
imma ready shooter heavy trooper mafucka
im bad like cuba splash like a scuba diver
tragic like a suicide drug abuser
i got cash call it moolah i love cooka
its way hotter than aruba but its much cooler
we run the game like a puma hoop like a hoola
then we drop a jewel like a jeweler
u wont catch me in the can like some tuna
im grand like puba on the 310 to yuma
do what i do her i met her doin zumba
soon fucked and screwed her
and used kama sutra

Chorus:
i make love to the beat
make love all over it
crush up the weed smoke a blunt all over it
gain her trust then i bust all over it
nasty thatll leave a crust all over it

Verse 2:
im like a fresh pair of nikes
i been smokin since a teen
since cheech n chong started havin nice dreams
federal indite me i make love to the beat
and when it drops in it sexually excites me
im in the hood like spike lee my psyche is quite mean
so u know ill never do the right thing
i drop tracks thatll make the fans fight me
im the almighty tighter than a tight tee
i loved rap ever since the 90s
imma call her aphrodite i been more than polite geez
i shine so bright i make the night seem brighter than a light beam
better yet lightning
its frightning ignite me fire me up like some light green
look at shorty in them tight jeans
slightly makes me think its time to turn a hoe into a wifey