Everybody's gonna think I'm crazy
For what I'm about to do
I guess I've finally blown my top
From all the hell you put me thru
I'm done with all the hassle
and I may have a lot to lose
But I'll save us both from one last fight
And just give it all to you.

Chorus:
Keep the SUV, the DVD the sofa
and the credit cards
The computer and the camera
The grill out in the yard.
All the pots and pans the ceilin fans
Honey I don't really care
You can even keep my bass boat
And my favorite easy chair
Well I'd give the shirt right off my back
Just to keep my sanity
All I want out of here is me

Well you wont need Johnny Cochran
To fight me for your half
I keep it all real simple
Any fool could do the math
So I'll just start all over
With where to wear my hat
So help yourself and while your at it
You can even have the last laugh.

Chorus: Repeat