"BALLAD OF TUPP’S TWO FRONT TEETH"

Plane… leaving out of Tennessee
Heading for Canada

Amazed… arriving in this brand-new world
Coffee shops and pretty girls

Dude hit the curb, it would be the first, soon to be the worst
Face I’d ever seen, sidewalks and shatter dreams
What a shame, oh, what a shame
What a shame

Around… the corner there’s a bar not far
Under aged but they don’t card

Stayed… at the place till he was done
Thought that he might see the sun

Closed out his tab, he was feeling bad, when he called the cab
And he walked out to the side of the road
And he tripped on his front toes
What a shame, oh, what a shame
What a shame

Plane… heading back to the states
A crooked smile would show his fate

Back… to the place he called home
To fill his mouth with Styrofoam

Went back to work, everybody smirked, every time he lurked
Busboy at the roadhouse, everybody talked about
What a shame, oh, what a shame
What a shame