All I ask of you is for your peace forgiveness love and understanding.
All your worldly goods and the clothes you're standing up in.
Your time, your money, adoration and affection,
Your drugs, your loyalty and your record collection.
All I ask of you is everything.

All I ask of you is that you're there for me when I need you and you're not when I don't.
I probably won't be there for you when you're in need of help.
I want you to wipe my arse because I can't wipe it my self.
I want a hamper selection, of pampering and attention.
All I ask of you is everything.

All I ask of you is an awful lot for no return.
I take my friends for granted, I'm a blood sucker.
I'm coming over to your house, I'm gonna eat all of your food. I'll kick you down the fucking stairs I want to tell you what to do.
All I ask of you is everything.