My damn neighbors always on my case
They look at me like I'm a mental case
I'd like to shoot them or punch them in their face
They should not be part of the human race

Neighbors are bad
They make me mad
That gets me sad
and that is why I hate my neighbors (repeat)

Bomb their house
I wish I could
If I had dynamite I know I would
Great big explosion and they would die
Hello damn neighbors way way up in the sky!

The chick next door
Ugly as hell
She smells funny
and she is fat
The guy next door
I think he's gay
(not that there's anything wrong with that...)

They play bloody music all night long
Abba, Madonna and a little Korn
It's so loud I can't hear the audio when I'm watching porn

Neighbors are bad
They make me mad
That gets me sad
and that is why I hate my neighbors (repeat)