Oh the Cain story’s brining up issues of sex in the workplace
And why the man was a front runner in the first place
In Ohio Romney was once again flip flopping
And the turbulence in Europe shows no sign of stopping

BUT
What the hell was that?
What the hell was that?
Did you see Rick Perry give that speech in New Hampshire?
I’m not sure what it was, but that it was weird, I’m sure.
What the hell was he thinking?
Was he stoned or was he drinking?
What the hell What the hell What the hell was that?

The Greek Prime Minister is barely holding on
Maybe it’s finally time to switch the Euro for the Yuan
And Occupy Wall Street…wait, I have to interrupt
Is it possible Rick Perry gets high from Maple Syrup?

What the hell was that?
What the hell was that?
Did you see Youtube of Rick Perry cackling like fool?
Brandishing his post card, and saying “New Hampshire is so cool!”
What was going on? What was going in?
Was he blotto on Vicodin?
What the hell What the hell What the hell was that?

Live Free or die!
He sure was acting like he was high
The whole thing was like some twisted dream
It’s Muskie’s tears mixed with Dean’s scream (Yagh!)
Can you tell me can you tell?
Can you tell me can you tell?
What the hell What the hell What the hell was that?