woke up with somebody
don't know who it is
brain is kinda foggy
don't know what I did
I don't know what I did

look out of my front door
parked out on the lawn
half my memory last night's
just fuckin’ gone
it's just fuckin’ gone

yeah you know I love ya’
fuck you know I hate ya’
alcohol, alcohol
yeah you know i need ya’
know i'll never leave ya’
alcohol, alcohol

went down to the pub
I bought another round
barkeeper set up two shots
I slammed ‘em down
you know I slammed ‘em down

this girl was talking to me
rubbin on my bone
said she’s gonna blow me
so I took her home
you know I took her home

yeah you know I love ya’
fuck you know I hate ya’
alcohol, alcohol
yeah you know I need ya’
know i'll never leave ya’
alcohol, alcohol

woke up with somebody
don't know who it is
brain is kinda foggy
fuck! I did it again
I think I did it again!

look out of my back door
parked out on the lawn
all my memory last night's
just fuckin’ gone
it's just fuckin’ gone

yeah you know I love ya’
fuck you know I hate ya’
alcohol, alcohol
yeah, you know I need ya’
no, I'll never leave ya’
alcohol, alcohol

don’t forget to tip your waitresses and bartenders
ladies and gentlemen
and drive fuckin’ SAFE!