The Perp Walk 2011
Now all you thugs and punks I’ve got some new-fashioned news about an old-fangled dance that’s sure to ruin your shoes. You’re gonna need you a subpoena cause its property of the department of corrections and the constable thereof. Use a 22, a 38 or a Glock. But do you have the caliber to do the perp walk.
Put your jacket on your head and hide your face. Hold your wrists together and shuffle in place.
Shake your shackles when you stand accused. There’s a lot of cons that want to conjugate with you..Roll your eyes just like the late Peter Falk. Your PO will be PO’d when you do the perp walk.
Eddy read the dim-lit notes upon the page he’d made. He had a bag and a barrel and a serrated blade. He double checked the minutes leaving no stone unturned. But the slug and the counter were the least of his concerns. To his fault it was a vault that had a timelock. At 8am they came for him to do the Perp Walk.
Pull your coat up over your head. Or mean-mug the camera if you need the street cred. Turn to the right and take your street shoes off. Roll your fingers in the ink. Now squat and cough. Number two step forward let the witness hear you talk.
You gotta get your penis illin if you wanna be a villain. Yeah we’re gonna make a killin.
Malcom had a bent to put a brick through a window. At a protest event for the NWO. He harassed them then they gassed him. The riot troops engaged. They started thumping melons. Them cops was all enraged. Malcom lit up an M80. They yelled “Over there, Mohawk.” He said, “looky here ladies, I’m prepared to Perp Walk.”
Pull your coat up over your mug. Hold your cuffs together now duck and shrug. Jerk your body like you just got tazed. Now shake it off like you weren’t even phased. You can shoot the curb or do the Jailhouse Rock. But you’ll never make it there until you do the Perp Walk.
Beat a retreat when you occupy the street. The cops all have sly feets and they got fly beats.
Crystal had no matches so she had to make a run. She listened for her voices but she didn’t hear no one. She had lots of heavy baggage when she grabbed the taxi door. She went all stabby on the cabbie. Then she stabbed some more. She couldn’t get enough she found another down the block. She made a pretty mugshot and a crazy perp walk.
Pull your shirt over your jiffy pop. Swing your ball and chain around and do a little hop. Wave your rap sheet to ward off flying foes. Now bend forward and grab your toes. I was Carmel Dancing by the time I could talk. But I had to catch a case before I learned to Perp Walk.
All the remonstrators and the wayward legislators with their pocket calculators do the walk with In Fell Traitors
You just went too far if you’re perpendicular
In the penitentiary we’ll walk in perpetuity