Gather round GOPers and sing in harmony
I’ve got a brand new anti-Romney
He’s bringing something new to the table
Don’t believe that Cain ain't able.

He’s not that religion we’re not talking about
But he is that other thing we’re also not talking about

Hot dang! It's a bigotry boomerang
Romney's a Mormon so we'll nominate a black man!
Herman Cain's absolving us for all our racist history
Hot diggity! A bigotry boomerang!

Picking out who the best leader would be.
We gave that up in 2003
Now it’s all about the novelty
Let’s ride 999 to victory

Nothing succeeds like a gimmick can
This guy’s the ideal republican

Hot dang! It's a bigotry boomerang
Romney's a Mormon so we'll nominate a black man!
Herman Cain's absolving us for all our racist history
Hot diggity! A bigotry boomerang!

He’s so post racial he’s a racist!
Think of Godfather’s pizza
You won’t want to taste it
We can't do better! We can't do worse!
It'll be like Rocky IV in reverse!

Hot dang! It's a bigotry boomerang
Romney's a Mormon so we'll nominate a black man!
Herman Cain's absolving all our racist history
Hot diggity! A bigotry boomerang!
Hot Dang!