Song Lyrics
My parents met in Monterey
30 July their wedding day
Had a baby girl in ’61
Then in ’63 their first born son
Had all we needed life was great
Till that tragedy in ’68
When my sis and I naively smiled
As my mama introduced us to the demon child
Ooh an incompatible two
I know that nobody else could ever bug me like you do
You’re such a pain to me, a less than innocent kid
I know nobody else could ever bug me like you did
You’d hate anybody who annoyed us more
You’d rake up the money but avoid the chore
You loved talking back to me cracked wise
Ignored the foolish mocking in your school bus lies
Pushing all my buttons just to make me mad
But I could never hit you cause you’d go tell Dad
When I was right you would not concur
You targeted the jugular
You loved to push me till I’d lose my cool
How could someone raised so pampered get to be so cruel
Ooh we’re such a terrible two
I know that nobody else could ever bug me like you do
Been such a bane to me you’re such a thorn in my side
I know nobody else could serve the function you provide
You liked to boss us, tried to be all that
You were so obnoxious such a mean young brat
Issued commandments like a holy Moses
Snuck in my closet and you’d steal my clothes, yes
Andy’s Jackson’s missing half my tapes are gone but
I could never kick you cause you’d go tell Mom
We finally lost our will to fight
We find we share the urge to write
Scale our pianos and flail our guitars
Now we’re proven, now we’re groovin’
Now the world is ours
Ooh a copasetical two
I know that nobody else could ever bust me like you do
Been extra hard on me been such a bastard but man
I know that nobody else could ever love me like you can



