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She’s like "You – can you teach me how to MID?”
You know why? 'Cuz that’s what all the ladies dig.
I say, All you need's a mustang and your favorite ball team’s LID.
All the caydets jealous that --- Bancroft is my crib. They askin’
Teach me how to MID, teach me, teach me how to MID
Teach me how to MID, teach me, teach me how to MID
Everybody tryna’, Every, Everybody tryna’ ,
Everybody tryna’, ain’t no other men that’s finer.
She walked on in through gate 1, so everybody hatin' on,
And flamin' on the freshman, and that's what's all this training for?
Don't preoccupy yourself with them they're just the plebes,
Bless their hearts they're trying to be classy just like me,
And I know that it's hard to see them try to miserably,
But it's hard to look as good as I do when I'm in civies,
So girl, go, go, go, fast as you can,
Don't you know that any MID could be your superman?
You askin'
Teach me how to MID, teach me, teach me how to MID
Teach me how to MID, teach me, teach me how to MID
Everybody tryna’, Every, Everybody tryna’ ,
Everybody tryna’, ain’t no other men that’s finer.
To MID is simple, put yo' hands down low,
Don’t be afraid to move around to and fro,
It doesn’t matter if you're nerdy, or even cool,
You can be a group 2, a joe, or bro, 'cuz
When the Civie girls walking up on the yard,
They be asking 'bout your business up in the hall,
Wishing they could be with us 'cuz we so ball,
If you hear the plebes you can hear them all call, sayin’.
Teach me how to MID, teach me, teach me how to MID
Teach me how to MID, teach me, teach me how to MID
Everybody tryna’, Every, Everybody tryna’ ,
Everybody tryna’, ain’t no other men that’s finer.
West Point, College Park, Colorado Springs,
Loyola, J. Maddy, Georgetown, DC,
No matter where you go you’ll never find ‘em good as me,
So come on over girl, satisfaction guaranteed!
They holler “D.T.A!”
'Cuz that’s the stompin’ ground that’s all the MIDs call their domain,
Any weekend girl you should come on out and play,
You’ll know me by my Polo and my aviator shades.
Come on.