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The Food

The Food

Rock / Punk / Bitchen Portland, OR  US
Not Too Shabby (For A Saturday Night)
Not Too Shabby (For A Saturday Night)
Spring Heeled Jack Ruffmix 2
Spring Heeled Jack Ruffmix 2
It's Not Me (Live at Centaurpalooza 2013)
It's Not Me (Live at Centaurpalooza 2013)
Julia Ruffmix 2
Julia Ruffmix 2


The Food "You're Never There" live at the Twilight Bar & Cafe in Portland, Oregon on New Year's Eve 2014


  • 2014

    Dec 20

    Portland, OR, US | 9:00pm
  • 2014

    Sep 6

    Portland, OR, US | 4:00pm

    The Food's pleased to be playing the NoFest Saturday Sept. 6th at The Fixin' To in St. John's. Tons of good bands at multiple neighborhood venues all day and night starting at noon. Hope to see ya there.

  • 2014

    Aug 24

    Portland, OR, US | 12:00pm

    Day 2 of Centaurpalooza 2014. All weekend long, Centaur Guitar is hosting an insane line up of Portland's best local bands. The weekend starts with bands at Katie O' Briens on Friday 8/22, then all ages parking lot performances all day on Saturday starting at noon, and more music at Katie's that night. Tons of good bands again in the parking lot on Sunday starting at noon. The Food plays at 3pm sharp!

  • 2014

    May 10

    Portland, OR, US | 6:30pm

    The Food, Bison Bison, and Dirtclodfight are all playing at the Fixin' To on Sat. May, 10th to help celebrate the 52nd annual St. John's Parade. All day family festivities starting at 10am. Fixin' To rock and roll for the big kids starts around 6pm-ish.

  • 2014

    Apr 25

    Portland, OR, US | 10:00pm


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  • Foster Mastering (Artist)
    Foster Mastering
    Thanks! Please keep me in mind if you're ever in need of mastering. I've got 17 years worth of experience, done time at Prince's Paisley Park Studios. Sony and Freq. Maste...
  • dctanner (Artist)
    BREAD!!! Great stuff guys! Much love from Phoenix. David


  • Mar. 30, 2013 at Katie O' Brien's with The Bloodtypes & The Anxieties. Photo courtesy of Peril Press
  • We've got shirts for sale! Come to a show or email iamtheswede@gmail.com for purchasing info.
  • Katie O' Brien's Mar. 30, 2013 with The Bloodtypes and The Anxieties. Photo courtesy of Peril Press.


Bio: We are but humble supplicants kneeling before the altar of Rock and Roll while attempting to lift change from the tithing jar and publicly doing our laundry in its vast cistern of holy water. We don't believe in rolling up our shirt sleeves to get down and dirty. We remove our pants for that sort...See Full Bio

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"The Food sounds like God coughing through a megaphone during a college graduation speech while getting a blowjob from the hot principal hidden beneath the podium".

— Richard Johnson., The Illiterate Times.

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A: No, unfortunately He or She can't. Only The Food make Rock that's so heavy duty even God can't lift it. Any more questions?

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