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The Food

Rank #196 US Portland, OR Rock / Punk / Bitchen


Bio: We are but humble supplicants kneeling before the altar of Rock and Roll while attempting to lift change from the tithing jar and publicly doing our laundry in its vast cistern of holy water. We don't believe in rolling up our shirt sleeves to get down and dirty. We remove our pants for that sort... See Full Bio

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Posted a new photo: "Rocking at The Twilight, May 2014. " http://www.reverbnation.com/p/AiBUEQ


"The Food sounds like God coughing through a megaphone during a college graduation speech while getting a blowjob from the hot principal hidden beneath the podium".
—  Richard Johnson., The Illiterate Times.
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Dec 14, 2012
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Oct 23, 2011
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    Portland, OR, US | 12:00pm
    Centaur Guitar
    Portland, OR, US
    Sun Aug 24 12:00pm


    Day 2 of Centaurpalooza 2014. All weekend long, Centaur Guitar is hosting an insane line up of Portland's best local bands. The weekend starts with bands at Katie O' Briens on Friday 8/22, then all ages parking lot performances all day on Saturday starting at noon, and more music at Katie's that night. Tons of good bands again in the parking lot on Sunday starting at noon. The Food plays at 3pm sharp!

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  • Foster Mastering (Artist) Foster Mastering
    Thanks! Please keep me in mind if you're ever in need of mastering. I've got 17 years worth of experience, done time at Prince's Paisley Park Studios. Sony and Freq. Maste...
  • dctanner (Artist) dctanner
    BREAD!!! Great stuff guys! Much love from Phoenix. David
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Q: Can God make a rock so big He can't lift it?
A: No, unfortunately He or She can't. Only The Food make Rock that's so heavy duty even God can't lift it. Any more questions?

Asked by The Food. Answered on Thu Jul 19 2012

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