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Bloody Crackdown / Bio

BLOODY CRACKDOWN-Hometown: Richmond,Va, Label: Slave Pit Records
Bloody Crackdown Genre:Post Hard Core Punk/Thrash. Hometown: Ft. Campbell, Ky., and Richmond, Virginia. Recruited from the bionic discards of various footnote bands of the Richmond, Va. music scene (Dik Suk Jak, F*ck Your Mother, GWAR, and Flailo), The Bloody Crackdown debuted on October 3rd, 1999, the 6th anniversary of the Bakkara Market massacre in Mogadishu, Somalia. Founding members Al K., Moe Lester, and Buddy Love. gave birth to an unholy child grounded more in the ways of their previous outfits, the 101st Airborne Division, the 5th Special Forces Group (Airborne), & the U.S. Marines, than of their own skills. At first public reaction was lackluster, but years of training, touring, and rehearsals made their mark and the unit managed to earn it's wings. After some critical acclaim (and outcry), Buddy Love made a personal sacrifice, committing himself to mastering the secrets of Delta Force, for the good of one & all. Faced with the prospect of no low end attack, the crippled Crackdown enlisted the services of Mike Hunt the fourth or fifth, fresh from war torn Afghanistan with recent memories of furious firefights, festering body piles, and flashbacks from the valley of death careening in his head. 2 years later, in a burned-out and nameless Iraqi hell hole, the CRACKDOWN came across the gratuitous sex object, and former C.I.A. assassin, Anita Hanjob, who escaped execution by hiding under the corpse of her dead Team Leader, Old Weird Harold. She gave the boys such a great headache, that they kidnapped her, and brought her back to their barracks in the United States, to be their personal commando/punk-rock, X-Rated, Playboy Bunny, Geisha Girl.(The only problem is/was that she brought Old Weird Harold with her too!) ...A fully galvanized noise machine was forged! Also, they got new weapons. They were now well armed, with the resolve and intent to BLOW SHIT UP!!! ...Their finely-honed sound ranges the post punk/hardcore underground map. With a co-headlining list of names like Ween, Murphys Law, G.B.H., GWAR, The Midnight Creeps, The Krays, Antidote, N.Y. REL-X, R.P.G., The Dead Pets, Theo and The Skyscrapers, Lamb Of God, The Strap-Ons, Stinking Lizavetta, The Girly Freak Show, The Human Marvels, Enigma, and Katzen, Fourth Year Freshman, The Goons, The Dave Brockie Experience, and Zippo Raid, Bloody Crackdown is itching to free the airwaves from corporate muzak, and wreak musical genocide in the process. *NOTE: FOR $1000, A 6 PACK OF BUSCH, 3 PLAIN CHEESE PIZZA'S, AND 6 TOWELS, YOU CAN HAVE BLOODY CRACKDOWN ROCK YOUR WORLD! CALL B.C.H.Q. FOR DETAILS...(804)283-7783 EMAIL: bloodycrackdown@yahoo.com
* WE CAN BE HAD FOR AS LOW AS $500, BUT THAT FOR ALL YOU POOR FOLKS OUT THERE. ...LET'S FACE IT, PEOPLE HAVE GOT TO EAT, SLEEP, AND OUR TROOP CARRIER DOESN'T RUN ON HOT AIR! ANY FURTHER QUESTIONS/COMMENTS, CAN BE LEFT AT: bloodycrackdown@yahoo.com

General Info

Band Members
Haywood Jablomi, Al K., Mike Hunt, Anita Hannjob, Drill Sergeant Dharma, Moe Lester, & Andy the Kraut.
Artist Name
Bloody Crackdown
Home Page
http://www.reverbnation.com/bloodycrackdownpromusic
Active Since
01/00
Genres
Rock

Contact Info

Location
Richmond, VA