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Now in East Hartford, Connecticut, Matt Danger Goorahoo was born on the historic day when Walker Texas Ranger Chuck Norris traveled back in time to engage his past self in unarmed combat. On this day, as we all know, many species went extinct from the sheer magnitude of destruction that tore apart the land. As Walker Texas Ranger and his past self battled, two roundhouse kicks were thrown, simultaneously - and such was the velocity of these kicks that when they met, one traveled back in time, tragically kicking Amelia Earhart's plane out of the sky, while the other transported to the Cretaceous period, and struck the ground with such force that every creature within five hundred thousand square miles was immediately obliterated, and the subsequent fallout killed off the rest. The lesser known effect of these two kicks meeting is the conception of Matthew Danger Goorahoo. He was found by a pack of lions in Africa, who were subsequently and brutally murdered by a wild White Tiger, who took pity on Matt, and raised him as his own. After various encounters with pirates, aliens, paradoxes, and a one armed metallurgist who taught Matt the ways of Metal, He wound up in East Hartford, Connecticut, and from then on, he began devoting his time to writing world changing music, slaying all poon that crossed his path (including that one chick who was just like "DAMN", and yes, even that one chick who was a 4 at best, but when intoxicated, that 4 doubles to a respectable 8, with double vision, naturally,) and everything in-between including attending college full time, bouts as an MMA fighter, playing in a few bands, and kicking asses while taking names for future reference. That is his story thus far, and here, we join his journey to Infamy