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Maksim Timashev / Bio

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Lord Phallos
aka "THIS IS BULLSHIT" aka McSackflap
Birth name - Unknown
Date/Weight/Length/Place of Birth - 06.06.1666, 10.8lbs x 23 ",
Tashkent, Uzbekistan
Religion: Zoroastrianism.

Lord was born of a fool, and a goddess. He grew up surrounded by war, famine, pestilence, and death, where sometimes one had to compromise their relationship with a family pet, and possibly even the existence of a neighboring child for the sake of dinner.
Since the severe nerve tissue damaging accident caused by a nearby explosion during the seventh week of his embryo stage, Phallos has been in love with Music. Early attemps to express such feelings were primitively shown by hanging down from chandeliers and purposely electrocuting himself.
Lord's first professional experience was as a sound engineer in the early 00's. Years later he received a Music degree from one of the most prestigious colleges in our star cluster. After performing at some of the biggest and renowned venues such as Izod Center, Starland Ballroom and even The CUP, Phallos has set himself up as a freelance music prodeucher and live sound/recording engineer.
Lord continues to progress his passion for music and his enthusiasm for getting a job well done.

Lord Phallos: To Stop Ethnic Violations.

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Lord Phallos
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Maksim Timashev
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Old Bridge Township, NJ

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