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S.T.A.R.W.O.O.D. / Bio

S.T.A.R.W.O.O.D: Sociopathic Time Altering Robot Warrior Of Organic Design

Sent back in time from Planet Vitrus moments before the planet’s destruction in the year 2776 A.D, Gabriel Starwood was created to alter the time continuum in an attempt to control the ever expanding Human Race: intergalactic cosmos devourers and the eventual destroyers of Vitrus. As an advanced cyborg capable of entering and controlling the human body via nanotechnology, Gabriel has inhabited historically influential Earthlings since the dawn of man, from Jesus Christ and Joan of Arc to Angela Davis and The Marquis De Sade.
Accompanied by a small, yet crucial team of Vitruvian Androids, the Propaganda Performance module of the S.T.A.R.W.O.O.D. mission has taken form as a “Cyber Rock” quintet. Raising the awareness of mankind for the sake of the cosmos, a typical S.T.A.R.W.O.O.D. performance centers on the values of the Vitruvian species, their eventual destruction at the hands of the expansionist hordes, and the S.T.A.R.W.O.O.D. prototype’s mass manipulation of the Human race.
The quintet is comprised of a classical pianist, an effected bass guitar, an analog synthesizer, looped and effected vocals, and drums. Theatrical in presentation, primal in execution, and psychedelic in nature, the resulting sound is comparable to that of a wooly mammoth being downed by laser-spears, falling face first into a neo-pagan orgy.

Instrumental in the Gabriel Starwood prototype's mission to control and contain the long-term development of Earth's inhabitants, the android's ability to garner earthly avatars is achieved through its self-replicating nanite infused sperm, providing total control over any and all who come in contact with its ejaculate. Previous "Host Bodies" or avatars throughout history include, but are not limited to:

NikolaTesla;AlbertHoffman;OtisRedding;AngelaDavis;MarquisDeSade;OliviaNewtonJohn;LewisCarol;AldousHuxley;KeithMoon;PeterJennings;TimothyLeary;CheGuevara;WilliamBurroughs;EmmyLouHarris;Spartacus;DavidLynch;WarrenBuffet;RobertCrum;JimiHendrix;DocEllis;HarryHoudini;HerschelWalker;PhilipSeymourHoffman;AbrahamLincoln;Montezuma;Hammurabi;RamessesII;FriedrichBarbarossa;AlexandertheGreat;TokugawaIeyasu;GenghisKhan;Xerxes;Jean-PaulMarat;MichaelMoore;SittingBull;PhilipI;PhilipII;Canute;ShakaZulu;Rasputin;AlistairCrowley;LouisRiel;QueenIsabellaI;SunTzu;ElvisPressley;SimonedeBeauvoir;Muhammad;JamesCrapper;IsaacNewton;JesusChrist;AliciaSilverstone;Buddha;Confucius;St.Paul;Ts'aiLun;JohannGutenberg;ChristopherColumbus;JoeDimaggio;VirginiaWoolf;AlbertEinstein;LouisPasteur;GalileoGalilei;Aristotle;Euclid;Moses;CharlesDarwin;ShihHuangTi;AugustusCaesar;NicolausCopernicus;ElisabethKubler-Ross;DavidBowie;MaryPickford;LeniRiefenstahl;KatharineHepburn;CharlesDeGaulle;BillieJeanKing;PrincessDiana;ZaraYaqob;LucilleBall;OprahWinfrey;AntoineLaurentLavoisier;NelsonMandela;MahatmaGandhi;ConstantinetheGreat;JamesWatt;BeaArthur;GenghisKhan;AdamSmith;EdwarddeVere(WilliamShakespeare);JohnDalton;NapoleonBonaparte;HarryTruman;ThomasEdison;AntonyvanLeeuwenhoek;WilliamT.G.Morton;GuglielmoMarconi;Plato;PacalII;OliverCromwell;AlexanderGrahamBell;AlexanderFleming;JohnLocke;LudwigvanBeethoven;WernerHeisenberg;LouisDaguerre;JeanMicheleBasquiat;SimonBolivar;ReneDescartes;Michelangelo;Umaribnal-Khattab;Asoka;HarrietTubman;KidRock;St.Augustine;WilliamHarvey;ErnestRutherford;JohnCalvinProtestant;GregorMendel;MaxPlanck;JosephLister;NikolausAugustOtto;MartinLutherKingJr;MargaretMead;JaneAddams;SusanB.Anthony;WilliamtheConqueror;LaurenceFishburne;SigmundFreud;EdwardJenner;WilhelmConradRoentgen;JohannSebastianBach;LaoTzu;Voltaire;JohannesKepler;EnricoFermi;LeonhardEuler;Jean-JacquesRousseau;NicoliMachiavelli;MaryWollstonecraft;ThomasMalthusAnglican;GregoryPincus;ManiManicheanism;Lenin;SuiWenTi;VascodaGama;PaulSimon;PetertheGreat;RosaParks;MaoZedong;FrancisBacon;Zoroaster;QueenElizabethI;Menes;Homer;JustinianI;Mahavira;FranklinDelanoRoosevelt;JoanofArc;MichaelFaraday;JamesClerkMaxwell;Rasputin;MartinLuther;CocoChanel;GeorgeWashington;KarlMarx;OrvilleWright;WilburWright;EleanorRoosevelt;MarieCurie;MargaretSanger;ElizabethCadyStanton;JohnLenin;TheVirginMary;GeorgiaO'Keeffe;FrancesPerkins;JaneAusten;MaryHarris"Mother"Jones;HelenKeller;AnneSullivan;SojournerTruth;FlorenceNightingale;KarenHorney;AngelinaGrimke;MansaMusa;SarahMooreGrimke;ElizabethBlackwell;GeorgeEliot;IdaBellWells-Barnett;BettyFriedan;RachelCarson;EllaBaker;HannahArendt;MotherTeresa;MelanieKlein;EmilyDickinson;GoldaMeir;QueenVictoria;MarthaGraham;ZoraNealeHurston;HarrietBeecherStowe;RosaLuxemburg;MaryMcLeodBethune;CharlotteBronte;EmilyBronte;CatherinetheGreat;CarrieChapmanCatt;ThomasJefferson;JaneGoodall;EmmaGoldman;CandaceBergen;HillaryRodhamClinton;GraceMurrayHopper;BarbaraMcClintock;GertrudeStein;IndiraGandhi;LouiseNevelson;EmrnelinePankhurst;DorotheaLange;AgnesDeMille;Sappho;NadiaBoulanger;GwendolynBrooks;MariaMontessori;MarianAnderson;AnneFrank;BabeDidriksonZaharias;MargaretThatcher;MaryCassatt;SarahBernhardt;JuliusCaesar;AungSanSuuKyi;AmeliaEarhart;JohnF.Kennedy;MurasakiShikibu;ToniMorrison;GloriaSteinem;CyrustheGreat;ChristinedePisan;MargaretBourke-White;FridaKahlo;GabrielaMistral;FlanneryO'Connor;MilesDavis;KatharineGraham;Charlemagne;BessieSmith;JoanGanzCooney;Cleopatra;JacquelineBouvierKennedyOnassis;SandraDayO'Connor;RuthBaderGinsburg;JessieRedmonFauset;WuChao;BillieHoliday;MarilynMonroe;FrancesWillard;MikhailGorbachev.

General Info

Band Members
Gabriel Starwood - V.O.X......ZeeBot - B.A.S.S....... NeXus - K.E.Y.S.....CenSor - D.R.U.M.....GeeRod - S.Y.N.T.H.
Artist Name
S.T.A.R.W.O.O.D.
Home Page
http://www.reverbnation.com/starwood
Active Since
05/11
Genres
Rock / Cyber Glam / Art Rock

Contact Info

Location
Philadelphia, PA

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