Anus The Menace
Anus The Menace
chandigarh oye!, IN
Alternative / punk rock
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Bio
the band stands firm in their opinion that biology sucks. do you WANT to cut a frog up you sick bastard?
About
pure unadulterated super awesome hindi bollywood pop,is what we'd like to describe our music as.
now,we'l tell you how it all came to be.
ANUS WARS!
EPISODE IV - A NEW DOPE
a long time ago,in a galaxy far far away nidhaan,a drummer with a fear of lizards,always wanted to form a band,he'd be ashamed to call his own. meanwhile,he met a disgusting bassist (disgusting,not cause he plays like shit(which he does),but because,he believes in bathing everyday) whose name was himanshu. they jammed together,and it may sound incredible,but yes......they sucked.
"oh bhenchoood! tu toh mere se bhi fuddu bajaata hai" were nidhaan's exact words right after their very first 'jam'. stunned by the magical,almost gay aura they created when they played together,they decided it was time to add some more lousy err...'musicians' *snigger* to their err......'band' *hahahaha,oh this is too much*.
then they were lucky enough to meet a guy called vilphin vincent. this guy was from kerela,studying in the heart of punjab,singing in punjabi. initially,falling off the chair while hearing him sing in punjabi with a mallu accent, both himanshu,and nidhaan realised that he would sound even funnier if he sang in angrezi. so,they asked vilphin,if he'd like to make a fool of himself on stage in front of larger more aggressive,and brootal audience. he readily agreed. poor sucker.
meanwhile, the search for a guitarist seemed as futile as luke skywalkers quest for pussy. but everything changed when nidhaan realised that he had infact seen the vocalist for his other heavy metal growly growly band play the guitar. the won and wonly *drum roll,played badly* Mr. ishan pant (or panty,as he is called by his parents). he was an instant hit among the existing band of rebels because of his incredible skill to play every riff out of time. plus, he had his sesky sesky guitar. a 3000 rupee costing 'BIBA ibanez guitar' with broken pick-up. and no amp. so without wasting any more time, nidhaan and his wookiee bassy himanshu, lured ishan into playing with them, promising him shitloads of fame and even more fortune. so ishan, with the hope that he might in a year or so be able to afford ernie ball strings for his prized possession joined the band.
and here we are.one month later,with nothing accomplished,no fame, and waaay poorer,we can look back and proudly say -"man,my anus fuckin hurts!"
the saga continues.....with
episode V - the anus strikes back
episode VI- return of the E. coli
episode I- the phantom "anus the menace"
episode II-attack of the kidney stones
episode III-revenge of the shit
now,we'l tell you how it all came to be.
ANUS WARS!
EPISODE IV - A NEW DOPE
a long time ago,in a galaxy far far away nidhaan,a drummer with a fear of lizards,always wanted to form a band,he'd be ashamed to call his own. meanwhile,he met a disgusting bassist (disgusting,not cause he plays like shit(which he does),but because,he believes in bathing everyday) whose name was himanshu. they jammed together,and it may sound incredible,but yes......they sucked.
"oh bhenchoood! tu toh mere se bhi fuddu bajaata hai" were nidhaan's exact words right after their very first 'jam'. stunned by the magical,almost gay aura they created when they played together,they decided it was time to add some more lousy err...'musicians' *snigger* to their err......'band' *hahahaha,oh this is too much*.
then they were lucky enough to meet a guy called vilphin vincent. this guy was from kerela,studying in the heart of punjab,singing in punjabi. initially,falling off the chair while hearing him sing in punjabi with a mallu accent, both himanshu,and nidhaan realised that he would sound even funnier if he sang in angrezi. so,they asked vilphin,if he'd like to make a fool of himself on stage in front of larger more aggressive,and brootal audience. he readily agreed. poor sucker.
meanwhile, the search for a guitarist seemed as futile as luke skywalkers quest for pussy. but everything changed when nidhaan realised that he had infact seen the vocalist for his other heavy metal growly growly band play the guitar. the won and wonly *drum roll,played badly* Mr. ishan pant (or panty,as he is called by his parents). he was an instant hit among the existing band of rebels because of his incredible skill to play every riff out of time. plus, he had his sesky sesky guitar. a 3000 rupee costing 'BIBA ibanez guitar' with broken pick-up. and no amp. so without wasting any more time, nidhaan and his wookiee bassy himanshu, lured ishan into playing with them, promising him shitloads of fame and even more fortune. so ishan, with the hope that he might in a year or so be able to afford ernie ball strings for his prized possession joined the band.
and here we are.one month later,with nothing accomplished,no fame, and waaay poorer,we can look back and proudly say -"man,my anus fuckin hurts!"
the saga continues.....with
episode V - the anus strikes back
episode VI- return of the E. coli
episode I- the phantom "anus the menace"
episode II-attack of the kidney stones
episode III-revenge of the shit
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