Tell ya where to play, tell ya where to go, even tell you how to promote. Scene Police
Tell ya what’s hip, tell ya what to get, even though I don’t give a shit. Scene Police
Say post this, but don’t post that, he’ll kick you out you dirty rat. Scene Police
Your style sucks, they heard enough, winning em over is gonna be tough. Scene Police
Round round round yeah they’ll always be around. Don’t ask for a show she’ll only turn you down
(they’ve) done so much for this God Damned town. (they’ll) tell you all about it, tell you all about it.
Tell ya to play here, tell ya to play there, tell you to now play anywhere. Scene Police
They’re online, all the time, tell us what to do cause we’re locally blind. Scene Police
Round round round yeah they’ll always be around. Don’t ask for a show she’ll only turn you down
(they’ve) done so much for this God Damned town. (they’ll) tell you all about it, tell you all about it.