She had a straw mini-skirt and raccoon socks,
Fishy slippers and her hair was laced with knots,
Something's not right with that little girl
She doesn't understand words like, "hi!"
"Where's your family?" and "What's with that look in your eye?"
She was normal once, you gotta understand, from
Recollection she was good with her hands.
Played the violin, a seamstress, too!
Used to give handjobs to pay for all her food
But she never gave up that ass
Not a hooker, she was born to upper class!
Always a little weird!
Always lacked the common fear,
But push came to shove,
Toss came to hurl
The day she met that rabid squirrel!
The furry little fucker just caught her eye,
Bit her on the finger and she began to cry
As it infected her palm.
It stopped at the wrist, what a strange phenomenon
As her eyes turned, in her clutches, my cock!
All I could do was pray that she wouldn't snap it off
So I let her just go to town
Gotta believe me, shes the best around!
She yanked it to the left!
Yanked it to the right!
Yanked it till I lost my goddamned sight, whoa!
I never knew rabies could have a good side, but the drool seemed to give the girl a friction-less slide, whoa!
Not sure if she's alive or dead, so I do what she wants cause I don't wanna lose my head! Yeah!
It's been a while and I'm shooting blanks
Hydrophobodyte's feinding for it like a sperm bank!
Tried to tell her it just needs some time!
She threw me down and started to grind
It turned me on that I might die,
There's something quite endearing 'bout that look in her eye.
She hit her head when she stood up quick. She hit the deck and released my dick.
I had to make a big decision quick:
Head for the hills, or remain in the sex pit!
Knew my demise was a matter of time,
It's hjard to choose when the girl's so fine
Yeah, I'm here to tell the story today
But if I had the chance, I'd give it all away
Just to spend my last days in some coital bliss.
I wouldn't call her crazy, she's just got a primal twist!