I just can't seem to find my way,
Through this messed up crazy twisted fray.

Thought I would always come out on top,
But all these deadly pitfalls, they never seem to stop.

Climbing up ladders and falling down holes,
Is that how my story's gonna go?
I gotta change the direction of this sail,
To avoid a crushing Epic Fail.

I'll defeat the odds and win this game,
Save the world, everyone will know my name,
Had my friends to help along the way,
And we're all still here...that's right...we're here to stay.

Climbing up ladders and falling down holes,
Is that how my story's gonna go?
I gotta change the direction of this sail,
To avoid a crushing Epic Fail.