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“**** W A N T E D **** The notoriously infamous members of the mangy mongrel minstrel mayhem gang known as "SixteenTonS" are wanted in several states and frontier territories for wanton malicious mischief associated with several counts of depositing corn syrup and marmalade & blackberry jellies into all variety of shoes, slippers, boots, galoshes, and hip-waders owned by unsuspecting & unwitting innocent folks. These wayward boys must be apprehended!!! (There is a special reward associated with their capture -- inquire within)”